Quotes from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass

we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

Curiouser and curiouser!

Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be late!

When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.

Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

Why is a raven like a writing-desk?

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?" "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.

Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place.

"The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things: Of shoes — and ships — and sealing-wax — Of cabbages — and kings —"

You're nothing but a pack of cards!

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.

Sentence first — verdict afterwards.

Who are you?

The question is, which is to be master — that's all.

Begin at the beginning, the King said gravely, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.

The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday — but never jam to-day.

Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.

Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin, thought Alice; but a grin without a cat!

Everybody has won, and all must have prizes.